The Safest in Castries
World Census agents tested the sharpness of household objects, the softness of children's play equipment, and the survival rate of people taking late walks to determine how safe each nation is to visit.
As a region, Castries is ranked 23,203rd in the world for Safest.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Queen's State of Ruskin Huxley | Tyranny by Majority | “Date” | |
| 2. |  The Queen's State of Aristile | New York Times Democracy | “State” | |
| 3. |  The Queen's State of South Elliston | Capitalist Paradise | “Sovereign Independent” | |
| 4. |  The State of Joseph Jacobs | Corporate Bordello | “State” | |
| 5. |  The State of Tuatha Eire | New York Times Democracy | “Independence” | |
| 6. |  The State of Merlue | Corporate Bordello | “District” | |
| 7. |  The Queen's State of Labhdaidh | Corporate Bordello | “State” | |
| 8. |  The State of Direitos Civis Extremas | Anarchy | “Freedom Above All” |
