The Most Influential in Capitalist Paradise
World Census experts spent many evenings loitering in the corridors of power in order to determine which nations were the greatest international diplomacy heavyweights.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The 27 Billion Shameless S O B's of FASTERCAT | Capitalist Paradise | “Moonbat Free Since '63” | |
| 2. |  The Constitutional Republic of Sucrati | Civil Rights Lovefest | “With Integrity, Honor, and Faith, We Shall Endure” | |
| 3. |  The Grand Old Republic of Senexia | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise | “Date mihi libertatem aut mortem” | |
| 4. |  The Free Secular Federation of Nation of Quebec | Liberal Democratic Socialists | “Friends Close, Enemies Closer” | |
| 5. |  The Sultanate of Tropics | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Tropics” | |
| 6. |  The Allied States of Industria-Faire | Conservative Democracy | “We're told to build, and so we build.” | |
| 7. |  The Jingoistic States of Uxorem meam | Anarchy | “Quid quid latine dictum sit, altum viditur” | |
| 8. |  The Argumentative Commonwealth of Yhm | Anarchy | “We fight for Freedom!” |
