The Rudest Citizens in Capitalist Paradise
World Census experts telephoned citizens from all nations at just before dinner time, in a study to determine which populations were most brash, rude, or brusque.
As a region, Capitalist Paradise is ranked 443rd in the world for Rudest Citizens.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Confederacy of Gespain | Corporate Bordello | “Laissez faire, laissez passer” | |
| 2. |  The Perfidious Theocracy of Snorlaxia | Civil Rights Lovefest | “We are always pretty” | |
| 3. |  The Capitalist Community of Circulationem Pecunia | Anarchy | “Fortis Praevaleat” | |
| 4. |  The Golden Anarchist Utopia of Ancapia | Anarchy | “Let's Follow the Path of Liberty!” | |
| 5. |  The Corporate Consortium of Courathar | Capitalist Paradise | “Progress at any Cost” | |
| 6. |  The Federal Monarchy of Bel Cairo | Anarchy | “By reason or by force.” | |
| 7. |  The Infection of Edgemaster | Father Knows Best State | “KICK LOGIC OUT AND DO THE IMPOSSIBLE!!” | |
| 8. |  The Serenissima Repubblica of Merx Libera | Capitalist Paradise | “Pro Prosperitate Mundi” | |
| 9. |  The Constitutional Republic of Hollabackatcha | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Fire and blood.” | |
| 10. |  The Free Market Zone of Kalatchevia | Compulsory Consumerist State | “It's a good day for business” |
