The Rudest Citizens in Capital Heights
World Census experts telephoned citizens from all nations at just before dinner time, in a study to determine which populations were most brash, rude, or brusque.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The District of Capital Heights | Anarchy | “community” | |
| 2. |  The Queen's State of Capitol Circle | Anarchy | “RIP” | |
| 3. |  The State of Andaluce | Anarchy | “State” | |
| 4. | The Queen's State of Francisca Land | Anarchy | “Liberté, égalité, fraternité” | |
| 5. |  The State of Xylam | Anarchy | “Woody tissue of a plant” | |
| 6. |  The State of Waddenlander | Civil Rights Lovefest | “New hope begins” | |
| 7. |  The State of Maienard | Right-wing Utopia | “Better not” | |
| 8. |  The Queen's State of Via Brute | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “RIP” |
