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The Fattest Citizens in Cape Town

World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."

As a region, Cape Town is ranked 3,664^th in the world for Fattest Citizens.

	Nation	WA Category	Motto
1.	The State of Shar Noble	Anarchy	“RIP”
2.	The District of Kaapstad Spes Bona	Anarchy	“Good Point”
3.	The District of Cape Town	Anarchy	“District Community”
4.	The Queen's State of Cote Miquelon	Free-Market Paradise	“Beyond cold”
5.	The Queen's State of Biscayne Port	Anarchy	“Forever hope”
6.	The Queen's State of Wealth of Power	Capitalist Paradise	“RIP”
7.	The Queen's State of Columbian	New York Times Democracy	“For free will”
8.	The State of Chapleou	Iron Fist Consumerists	“Do it first”