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The Most Alphabetically Ascendent in Cape Town

Linguistic experts debated late into the night to place nations in alphabetical order.

	Nation	WA Category	Motto
1.	The Queen's State of Biscayne Port	Anarchy	“Forever hope”
2.	The District of Cape Town	Anarchy	“District Community”
3.	The State of Chapleou	Iron Fist Consumerists	“Do it first”
4.	The Queen's State of Columbian	New York Times Democracy	“For free will”
5.	The Queen's State of Cote Miquelon	Free-Market Paradise	“Beyond cold”
6.	The District of Kaapstad Spes Bona	Anarchy	“Good Point”
7.	The State of Shar Noble	Anarchy	“RIP”
8.	The Queen's State of Wealth of Power	Capitalist Paradise	“RIP”