The Rudest Citizens in Callista
World Census experts telephoned citizens from all nations at just before dinner time, in a study to determine which populations were most brash, rude, or brusque.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Pickle Vic of Viciebskaja | Corporate Police State | “The gold you mine will all be mine!” | |
| 2. |  The Apolostic Archempire of Rhenzern | Left-Leaning College State | “Bow for the Erzkaiser, Rise for the Erlöser” | |
| 3. |  The Kingdom of Orbisburg | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Strength, courage, and honor are the measure of a man” | |
| 4. |  The Republicae Phoenix of Republic of Terra Nova | Capitalist Paradise | “Ad Victoria aut mors!” | |
| 5. |  The Soviet Socialist Union of Sorianora | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Workers of the world unite!” | |
| 6. |  The Republican Federation of Viviane | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Dead by darkness, reborn by light.” | |
| 7. |  The Republic of Hard pass | Conservative Democracy | “God, Homeland, Liberty” | |
| 8. |  The Great Eyes of a Great Leader of The Great Hiatus | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Am I a great leader?” | |
| 9. |  The Republic of Manilo | Anarchy | “Twirling Toward Freedom” | |
| 10. |  The Republic of United Oscaria | Corporate Bordello | “Out of all, one.” |
