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The Most Scientifically Advanced in Calexico and Mexicali

World Census researchers quantified national scientific advancement by quizzing random citizens about quantum chromodynamics, space-time curvature and stem cell rejuvenation therapies. Responses based on Star Trek were discarded.

As a region, Calexico and Mexicali is ranked 7,122^nd in the world for Most Scientifically Advanced.

	Nation	WA Category	Motto
1.	The One Reality of Reich of the New World Order	Psychotic Dictatorship	“One vision, One Purpose, One Reality”
2.	The Degenerates of Space Nudists	Mother Knows Best State	“Man Made Horrors”
3.	The Confederate States of The Southern American Federation	Inoffensive Centrist Democracy	“The Free and the Just”
4.	The Fiefdom of National Security Forces	Moralistic Democracy	“Liberty or death? Oh, we'll give you death alright!”
5.	The General Tribunal of The Offices of the Imperial Inquisition	Compulsory Consumerist State	“Exsurge, Domine, et iudica causam tuam.”
6.	The Sri Lanka All Over Again of Bayasta	Iron Fist Consumerists	“तुनक तुनक तूँ, तुनक तुनक तूँ तुनक तुनक तूँ, दा दा दा”
7.	The Oh boy here I go splerging of The Epic Notepad of GrangerAirstrike	Left-wing Utopia	“Yes, this is literally a notepad... In Nation form.”
8.	The Sun-Scorched NSAR Territory of NSAR Baja Territories	Capitalizt	“Taxing and bureaucratic - now in the hot Baja sun!”
9.	The Independent Vice-Filled City of New Venturas Strip	Capitalizt	“Venturas finally has soldiers worthy of protecting it!”
10.	The Fallout-GTA Extravaganza of New San Andreas Republic	Inoffensive Centrist Democracy	“We won't be taxing, bureaucratic hypocrites forever!”

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