The Most Secular in Bratislava
World Census experts studied which citizens seemed least concerned about eternal damnation, spiritual awakeness, and chakra wellbeing in order to determine the most godforsaken nations.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The State of Sadik Olan | Anarchy | “Peace on Earth” | |
| 2. |  The Queen's State of Eagle Base | Civil Rights Lovefest | “State” | |
| 3. |  The State of The BeachHouse | Civil Rights Lovefest | “Live, Love, Laugh, All is Good” | |
| 4. |  The State of Roraima | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Ordem e Progresso” | |
| 5. |  The District of La Itapua | Civil Rights Lovefest | “Distrito la Itapua” | |
| 6. |  The State of Eckhardt | Corporate Bordello | “Between the Damned and the Ugly” | |
| 7. |  The Queen's State of Estado da Bahia | Corporate Police State | “Deus salve o Imperador” | |
| 8. | The State of La Paz | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Unity is Strength!” |
