The Most Primitive in Brannackia
Nations were ranked by World Census officials based on the number of natural phenomena attributed to the unknowable will of animal-based spirit gods.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Empire of South Altlanta | Father Knows Best State | “Eternal power for the Kaiser” | |
| 2. |  The Republic of Lanity Meld | Compulsory Consumerist State | “We Will Endure” | |
| 3. |  The Democratic Republic of Zhia | Moralistic Democracy | “Apostasy and apathy still rules” | |
| 4. |  The Napoleonic State of New Boniza | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Till Death, We fight.” | |
| 5. |  The Imperium of Revlona | Father Knows Best State | “Wassup” | |
| 6. |  The Brethren War Banners of Cookies and Cream Pizza | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise | “Honor the Cunning, Power, and Beauty of the She-Wolf” |
