The Safest in BLITZKRIEG
World Census agents tested the sharpness of household objects, the softness of children's play equipment, and the survival rate of people taking late walks to determine how safe each nation is to visit.
As a region, BLITZKRIEG is ranked 28,390th in the world for Safest.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Who Is Your Daddy of Nodin | Compulsory Consumerist State | “You'll never make the six” | |
| 2. |  The High-toned SOB of Hugo Boss | Corporate Police State | “Charlie don't surf” | |
| 3. |  The Too Sexy For My Keffiyeh of Captain Woodhouse | Compulsory Consumerist State | “Skin on skin, let the love begin” |
