The Highest Drug Use in Big Chungus Fans United
World Census experts sampled many cakes of dubious content to determine which nations' citizens consume the most recreational drugs.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Dystopian Nightmare of Free State Of Ancapistan | Capitalist Paradise | “What's Wrong With Slavery?” | |
| 2. |  The College of Mages of the Ivory Tower | Democratic Socialists | “Vi veri universum vivus vici” | |
| 3. |  The Theocracy of Hobo19 | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “This space for Rent” | |
| 4. |  The Queendom of Neo IV | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Hummanty is at risk we must FIGHT” | |
| 5. |  The Federation of Royal and Free City of Sanok | Tyranny by Majority | “Ziemia Sanocka” |
