The Most Rebellious Youth in Bangui
World Census observers counted the number of times their car stereo was stolen from outside fast food stores to determine which nations have relatively high levels of youth-related crime.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The State of Hamsterio | Capitalist Paradise | “More than a furry friend” | |
| 2. |  The State of Tyner Brande | Anarchy | “One more try” | |
| 3. |  The Queen's State of Ezekias Achaz | Civil Rights Lovefest | “Trying” | |
| 4. |  The Queen's State of Jenufy | Anarchy | “Getting By” | |
| 5. |  The State of Mannuhkee | Anarchy | “Long By And By” | |
| 6. |  The State of Banihal | Anarchy | “State” | |
| 7. |  The Queen's State of Rio de Oro | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “RIP” | |
| 8. |  The Queen's State of Wishkah Bridge | Psychotic Dictatorship | “For State” |
