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The Most Alphabetically Ascendent in Baku

Linguistic experts debated late into the night to place nations in alphabetical order.

	Nation	WA Category	Motto
1.	The State of Avontor	Corporate Bordello	“State of Mind”
2.	The Queen's State of Boreal	Mother Knows Best State	“Deus salve o Imperador”
3.	The Queen's State of Cunningham	Anarchy	“Here or There”
4.	The State of Huaskin	Civil Rights Lovefest	“Liberty Above All”
5.	The State of North American State	Inoffensive Centrist Democracy	“RIP”
6.	The District of RHW 0	Benevolent Dictatorship	“Community”
7.	The State of Tuvaru	Psychotic Dictatorship	“Evil Empire”
8.	The State of Zwillage	Inoffensive Centrist Democracy	“RIP”