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The Most Primitive in B71

Nations were ranked by World Census officials based on the number of natural phenomena attributed to the unknowable will of animal-based spirit gods.

As a region, B71 is ranked 1,466^th in the world for Most Primitive.

	Nation	WA Category	Motto
1.	The Rogue Submarine of HMS Onslaught	Father Knows Best State	“I'll be damned if I accept your surrender!”
2.	The Stone Frigate of HMS Gnejs	Libertarian Police State	“You look like you need a beer”
3.	The Imperial Glorious Empire of Baggieland	Father Knows Best State	“Boing! Boing!”