The Most Primitive in atlasia
Nations were ranked by World Census officials based on the number of natural phenomena attributed to the unknowable will of animal-based spirit gods.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The United States of Old School Republican | Right-wing Utopia | “GOVERNOR YOUNGKING” | |
| 2. |  The Armed Republic of John Dule | Capitalizt | “Literally what the other 49 states think of California” | |
| 3. |  The Dominion of Forumlurker161 | Democratic Socialists | “Republicans are commies | Remember the Capitol!” | |
| 4. |  The Disputed Territories of Bagel23 | Corporate Bordello | “The roughest analysis I can give possible” | |
| 5. |  The Federal Republic of Penn-Quaker-Girl | New York Times Democracy | “Hey there, you matter #republicans4biden” | |
| 6. |  The United Planet of Waheyi | Father Knows Best State | “Long Live Atlasia” | |
| 7. |  The Protectorate of Wahlid | Left-Leaning College State | “Zach Piona can go die in a hole” | |
| 8. |  The Asexual Cheez-Lovin State of GCMR of Cokeland | Civil Rights Lovefest | “Vivéj L'Reino! (Long Live the King!)” | |
| 9. |  The Republic of Goldwaterville | Left-Leaning College State | “Strength Through Freedom” |
