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The Highest Crime Rates in Ashgabat

World Census interns were dispatched to seedy back alleys in order to determine which nations have the highest crime rates.

As a region, Ashgabat is ranked 2,632^nd in the world for Highest Crime Rates.

	Nation	WA Category	Motto
1.	The State of Gordon Weddell	Anarchy	“Back Roads”
2.	The District of Aliado	Anarchy	“Community”
3.	The State of Dolina Shpion	Anarchy	“State of Mind”
4.	The State of Sadoc	Anarchy	“Whatever it takes”
5.	The State of Auguste	Free-Market Paradise	“Venture”
6.	The State of York Liberty	Civil Rights Lovefest	“Depends Upon The Circumstances”
7.	The State of Flaggs	New York Times Democracy	“State”
8.	The State of Sousa et Cosmos	Democratic Socialists	“RIP”