The Safest in The Caffeinated Confederation
World Census agents tested the sharpness of household objects, the softness of children's play equipment, and the survival rate of people taking late walks to determine how safe each nation is to visit.
As a region, The Caffeinated Confederation is ranked 10,661st in the world for Safest.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Green Caffeine Machine of Soviet of Washington | Left-wing Utopia | “Workers of the world, get an original motto!” | |
| 2. |  The Most Serene Republic of Morms Empire | Democratic Socialists | “The crossroads of three worlds” | |
| 3. |  The Cascadian Confederation of NorPac Liberation Front | Left-wing Utopia | “When the ground shakes, we fight back” | |
| 4. |  The Theocracy of The Calculus Cult | Authoritarian Democracy | “You must derive to survive” | |
| 5. |  The Republic of Socialist Federal Yugoslavia | Democratic Socialists | “Bratstvo i jedinstvo” | |
| 6. |  The Borderlands of Pedlost | Moralistic Democracy | “Rulers” | |
| 7. |  The Republic of New Xar Dan | Democratic Socialists | “Twirling Toward Freedom” | |
| 8. |  The Holy Empire of FAKKWALLAH | Authoritarian Democracy | “Twirling Toward Freedom” | |
| 9. |  The Queendom of Heavens Fall | Corrupt Dictatorship | “Peace by any means” | |
| 10. |  The Republic of The 228th | Left-wing Utopia | “In data we trust” |
