The Most Alphabetically Ascendent in Archination
Linguistic experts debated late into the night to place nations in alphabetical order.
| Nation | WA Category | Motto | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Armed Republic of Alien Refugees | Moralistic Democracy | “Psycho” | |
| 2. |  The Rogue Nation of Corrupt Psychopaths | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “YOU ARE NOT WELCOME.” | |
| 3. |  The Invincible Empire of Cumeni | Capitalist Paradise | “Crush resistance...” | |
| 4. |  The Dictatorship of Destructionship | Father Knows Best State | “National Motto” | |
| 5. |  The Republic of Destruction Freaks | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Destruction is freakin everywhere.” | |
| 6. |  The Republic of Invulnerincibility | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “We are invincible.” | |
| 7. |  The Liberal Republic of Liberal Freaks | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “classic” | |
| 8. |  The Republic of PHS | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Psycho” | |
| 9. |  The KLaN of Psycho Defenestrators | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “You will be shot and/or thrown from a window.” | |
| 10. |  The Fiefdom of Sfeo | Compulsory Consumerist State | “Either you are with us or you are with the terrorists.” |
