The Nudest in Ancient Lands
After exhaustive surveys, the World Census calculated which nations have the greatest acreages of flesh on public display.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The State of Michelle Rae | Democratic Socialists | “Catch more with sugar than vinegar” | |
| 2. |  The State of Manasses Ezekias | Anarchy | “Too High to Fall” | |
| 3. |  The State of Faeroeberg | Anarchy | “For Empire” | |
| 4. |  The Queen's State of Alofi City | Anarchy | “Colonial” | |
| 5. |  The District of Kinshasani | Anarchy | “Wandering” | |
| 6. | The State of Propietario | Anarchy | “Bahia” | |
| 7. |  The Queen's State of Achtzehn | Anarchy | “Hometown Roots” | |
| 8. |  The State of Devillier | Anarchy | “Getting it right” | |
| 9. | The State of NYS | Anarchy | “Founder” | |
| 10. |  The State of Ucanal | Anarchy | “Almost Missed the Boat” |
