The Highest Crime Rates in Abu Dhabi
World Census interns were dispatched to seedy back alleys in order to determine which nations have the highest crime rates.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The State of Grant Oliver | Anarchy | “In the name of the People” | |
| 2. |  The Queen's State of Kongeriget | Anarchy | “Guds hjælp, Folkets kærlighed, Danmarks styrke” | |
| 3. |  The State of Bihac Villa | Anarchy | “Intermeco” | |
| 4. |  The State of Make Camp | Left-Leaning College State | “Explorer” | |
| 5. |  The State of Belrose Cross | Left-Leaning College State | “Deterred by Nothing” | |
| 6. |  The State of Wagedugu | Corporate Bordello | “Unity Progress Justice” | |
| 7. |  The Queen's State of William Hill | Anarchy | “All Red Blooded Men” | |
| 8. |  The State of Os Anjos | Civil Rights Lovefest | “Ordem e Progresso” |
