The Safest in A Rather Large Puddle
World Census agents tested the sharpness of household objects, the softness of children's play equipment, and the survival rate of people taking late walks to determine how safe each nation is to visit.
As a region, A Rather Large Puddle is ranked 14,358th in the world for Safest.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Thynt of Thont | Liberal Democratic Socialists | “Think then do!” | |
| 2. |  The Federal Republic of Liberty Division | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Hummanty is at risk we must FIGHT” | |
| 3. |  The Republic of Rosedale Station | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “TTC Line 1 10/38” |
