The Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry in 4chan
The World Census measured the rate of desertification in order to calculate which nations have the largest timber industry.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Soft Drink of Mountain Dew | Left-Leaning College State | “Do the DEW” | |
| 2. |  The Deliciousness of Club Sandwich | Civil Rights Lovefest | “Wealth in darkness” | |
| 3. |  The Sweetness of Ice Cream Cake | Civil Rights Lovefest | “This world is not worth saving” | |
| 4. |  The Imouto of Nanako Dojima | Civil Rights Lovefest | “Every day's great at your Junes!” | |
| 5. |  The Pastry of Cinnamon Roll | Civil Rights Lovefest | “They see me rolling, they hating” | |
| 6. |  The Dessert of Apple Cake | Civil Rights Lovefest | “One apple cake a die, would probably kill you faster” | |
| 7. |  The Chips of Fritos Scoops | Civil Rights Lovefest | “Great for dipping” | |
| 8. |  The Empire of Soroc | Psychotic Dictatorship | “An iron fist for a nation with an iron will” | |
| 9. |  The Arcade Machine of -Polybius- | Civil Rights Lovefest | “Just one more game?” | |
| 10. |  The ̶S̶e̶c̶r̶e̶t̶s̶ Classified of Illuminati Confirmed | Civil Rights Lovefest | “Ladies and gentlemen, we got him” |
