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The Most Compassionate Citizens in 42 Douglas Adams

Exhaustive World Census tests involving kittens revealed the following nations to be the most compassionate.

As a region, 42 Douglas Adams is ranked 727^th in the world for Most Compassionate Citizens.

	Nation	WA Category	Motto
1.	The Commonwealth of Massachussets Bay	Scandinavian Liberal Paradise	“Ense petit placidam sub libertate quietem.”
2.	The Aposiopesis of Whatthe	Democratic Socialists	“If at first you don't succeed failure may be your style”
3.	The Idiosyncrasy of Yasaberaiwa	Authoritarian Democracy	“Lisse Mandë!”
4.	The Underground Borough of Groundhoggia	Democratic Socialists	“Send many, many more Pan-Galactic Gargle-Blasters”
5.	The Obscurity of Macintosh Performa	Left-Leaning College State	“One button is all you need.”
6.	The Klingon Bird-of-Prey of KSN87	Father Knows Best State	“wo' toy'taHvIS Hegh 'e' tul Hoch tlhIngan”
7.	The Well Manured Land of Vege Patch	Democratic Socialists	“From this merde may verdure grow”
8.	The Long Dark Tea-Time of Hoopy-Froods	Corrupt Dictatorship	“Time is an illusion. Lunch time doubly so.”