The Safest in Psychotic Dictatorships
World Census agents tested the sharpness of household objects, the softness of children's play equipment, and the survival rate of people taking late walks to determine how safe each nation is to visit.
As a region, Psychotic Dictatorships is ranked 21,169th in the world for Safest.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Proletarian Dictatorship of Nedvia | Psychotic Dictatorship | “The Will of the Proletariat Is the Ultimate Authority!” | |
| 2. |  The Democratic Republic of Democratic North Korussia | Authoritarian Democracy | “ALL HAIL OUR GLORIOUS KIM-JONG PUTIN!” | |
| 3. |  The Haar Meest Goddelijke Staten of Samantha-Higgs | Psychotic Dictatorship | “Bow down to your Eternal Ruler.” | |
| 4. |  The Tyrannical Starchy Sadist of The Strong and Almighty Potato | Psychotic Dictatorship | “YES. I HAVE ACHIEVED GREATNESS.” | |
| 5. |  The Empire of Sighthavand | Psychotic Dictatorship | “Strength Through Compliance” | |
| 6. |  The Tyranny of Sheitlein | Psychotic Dictatorship | “Freedom leads to chaos” | |
| 7. |  The Empire of WEST-SQUIDWARDISTAN | Iron Fist Consumerists | “DEATH TO ALL WHY DEFY THE SQUID” | |
| 8. |  The Islamic Caliphate of Talibanada | Psychotic Dictatorship | “الموت قبل العار” | |
| 9. |  The Dictatorship of Card1984 | Psychotic Dictatorship | “BIG BROTHER IS WATCHING YOU” | |
| 10. |  The Empire of EDM Jukebox | Authoritarian Democracy | “EDM Songs in My Forum Sig” |
