The Fattest Citizens in Nudist Dreamland
World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 61. |  The Kingdom of Nudistonia | Democratic Socialists | “You have nothing to hide when you are Naked” | |
| 62. |  The Most Serene Republic of Carefree Island | Liberal Democratic Socialists | “Anything Goes” | |
| 63. |  The Naked Revel of Sunny Glade | Left-wing Utopia | “Revealing Ourselves To Truth” | |
| 64. |  The Perpetual Chaos of Indecision | Corrupt Dictatorship | “Siri Picks a Random Issue Answer” | |
| 65. |  The Holy Queendom of Oktotheio | Democratic Socialists | “Love and marriage for all” | |
| 66. |  The Republic of Nudesia | Left-Leaning College State | “Innovation & Progress” | |
| 67. |  The Sunbathers of The Nude Beach | Liberal Democratic Socialists | “Let It All Hang Out!” | |
| 68. |  The Intellectual Iconoclasts of Icarianna | Liberal Democratic Socialists | “If it ain't broke, break it.” | |
| 69. |  The Nudist States of Yannia | Civil Rights Lovefest | “Mysteria in Obscuritate Quaeruntur” |
