by Max Barry

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The Fattest Citizens in Nudist Dreamland

World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."

As a region, Nudist Dreamland is ranked 6,906th in the world for Fattest Citizens.

NationWA CategoryMotto
11.The Colony of NewdistNew York Times Democracy“It is what it is”
12.The Free Land of Hydrogen JukeboxLeft-wing Utopia“Yacketayakking”
13.The Republic of District Line 39Inoffensive Centrist Democracy“From Many, One”
14.The Free Land of Tubercular SkyLeft-wing Utopia“Starving hysterical naked”
15.The Free Land of Drunken TaxicabsLeft-wing Utopia“Alarm clocks fell on their heads.”
16.The Free Land of LoveboysScandinavian Liberal Paradise“The last gyzym of consciousness”
17.The Protectorate of Luz AltaScandinavian Liberal Paradise“Buena cosa es tener amigos”
18.The Free Land of Eyeball KicksScandinavian Liberal Paradise“Old men weeping in the parks”
19.The Community of Barely TrueNew York Times Democracy“Disobedience is the true foundation of liberty.”
20.The Protectorate of Tincan BananaScandinavian Liberal Paradise“Oh dear sweet rosy unattainable desire”
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