The Most Patriotic in Hippy Haven
World Census data collectors measured the fervor with which citizens believed their own nation was the greatest of all.
As a region, Hippy Haven is ranked 15,521st in the world for Most Patriotic.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Rogue Nation of GSN36 | Moralistic Democracy | “Tiocfaidh ár lá” | |
| 2. |  The People's Confederacy of Vajji | Democratic Socialists | “Unity is the Strength of Society” | |
| 3. |  The Republic of Boogie Chillen | Democratic Socialists | “Ain't no Heaven, Ain't no Burning Hell” | |
| 4. |  The Colony of Captain Pugwash | Democratic Socialists | “Kipper me capstans!” | |
| 5. |  The Holy Green Vapors of Vellashu | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise | “Ask the right questions.” | |
| 6. |  The Socialist Pessimists of Hellawi | Democratic Socialists | “A little Aardvark never hurt anyone” | |
| 7. |  The Loving Couple of -TooMany-Options- | Father Knows Best State | “Lumity” | |
| 8. |  The Kingdom of Shangri la valley | Left-Leaning College State | “Eureka!” | |
| 9. |  The Republic of Jaya Karta | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise | “Great Victory Belongs to the Persevering” | |
| 10. |  The Mind Altering Trip of The Acid Tests | Liberal Democratic Socialists | “Can You Pass The Acid Test?” |
