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The Most Compassionate Citizens in Hippy Haven

Exhaustive World Census tests involving kittens revealed the following nations to be the most compassionate.

As a region, Hippy Haven is ranked 767th in the world for Most Compassionate Citizens.

NationWA CategoryMotto
21.The Nomadic Tribe of AcequaLiberal Democratic Socialists“Of land and spirit.”
22.The Free Land of HipistanLeft-wing Utopia“Death To The Self”
23.The Allied States of Tilburg and BredaCivil Rights Lovefest“Smokin'!”
24.The Strawberry Fields of Wandering HippyLiberal Democratic Socialists“Oh the ragman draws circles, Up and down the block”
25.The Sithiapality of Vader Knows Best 13Compulsory Consumerist State“Mewhahahahahhhahhahahaha”
26.The Heaven is Blue of Blue MeanieScandinavian Liberal Paradise“A thing of beauty; destroy it forever!”
27.The Fish Bowl of Red KlausScandinavian Liberal Paradise“I'm German. It's what we do.”
28.The Drunk Barking Atheist of Brian GriffinNew York Times Democracy“Because everything is better with a bag o' weed!”
29.The Brand New Invention of Ice Ice Baby LandLeft-wing Utopia“If there was a problem, Yo, I'll solve it.”
30.The Broda of Barney Stinson-Democratic Socialists“It's gonna be legend... wait for it... DAIRY!”
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