The Fattest Citizens in Greater Ixnay
World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."
As a region, Greater Ixnay is ranked 4,416th in the world for Fattest Citizens.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 21. |  The Democratic Republic of Kurass | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Hummanty is at risk we must FIGHT” | |
| 22. |  The Dominion of Zsodor | Iron Fist Consumerists | “We'll make use of you yet” | |
| 23. |  The Burgeois Crowned Republic of The New True Cross | Left-Leaning College State | “Administering with panache circa 2007” | |
| 24. |  The State of Bolgrovia | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Бог благословит этот беспорядок” | |
| 25. |  The People's Republic of Sovietyeto | Corrupt Dictatorship | “Forward comrades” | |
| 26. |  The Kingdom of Meritamon | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Pointed of teeth” | |
| 27. |  The Kingdom of Vallorania | Psychotic Dictatorship | “Glory to Lord Varick” | |
| 28. |  The Holy Empire of Chrobonsk | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Brotherhood and Unity” | |
| 29. |  The Imperium of Heku | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Dei Gratia Rex” | |
| 30. |  The Fiannria Commonwealth of Kuhlfros | Civil Rights Lovefest | “Per Certamen, Unitum et Audere” |
