The Fattest Citizens in Europeia
World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."
As a region, Europeia is ranked 13,290th in the world for Fattest Citizens.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 61. |  The Republic of ERN Arnhelm | Corporate Bordello | “For Europeia!” | |
| 62. |  The Republic of Polandiah | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Stability, Economy and Freedom” | |
| 63. |  The Republic of Cal-Lee-Four-Nya | Anarchy | “Mission Accomplished” | |
| 64. |  The Republic of Serramar | Free-Market Paradise | “Twirling Toward Freedom” | |
| 65. |  The Incorporated States of Andogu | Capitalist Paradise | “Freedom from Tyranny, Fear, and Death.” | |
| 66. |  The United States of Kobytred | Moralistic Democracy | “By The People For The People” | |
| 67. |  The Incorporated States of Capitalilism | Capitalist Paradise | “In Capitalism we trust” | |
| 68. |  The Federation of Herikstan | Capitalizt | “We Will Rise Our Homeland.” | |
| 69. |  The Rogue Nation of Pantheris | Compulsory Consumerist State | “Make me.” | |
| 70. | The People's Republic of Torekia | Capitalist Paradise | “Don’t be dumb” |
