The Most Rebellious Youth in Wysteria
World Census observers counted the number of times their car stereo was stolen from outside fast food stores to determine which nations have relatively high levels of youth-related crime.
As a region, Wysteria is ranked 280th in the world for Most Rebellious Youth.
 | Nation | World | Stark-Dean Displacement Index | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Refugee Resettlement Zone of Wysterian Territories | 1st | 0 | ||
| 2. |  The Nihilist Hippy Commune of Ummagumma | 8th | 667 | ||
| 3. |  The Gentle Peoples of Outter Micronesia | 13th | 631 | ||
| 4. |  The Classy Realm of Half-Milers | 55th | 427 | ||
| 5. |  The Green and Pleasant Dominion of The Bruce | 239th | 210 | ||
| 6. |  The Huddled Terrified Masses of Keyser Soze | 369th | 179 | ||
| 7. |  The Bird Is The Word of Hydroponic Nation | 499th | 160 | ||
| 8. |  The Insane Ramblings of Troll-la-la | 883rd | 112 | ||
| 9. |  The Richly Blended Peoples of Koffee | 998th | 100 | ||
| 10. |  The Wet Coast Hockey Republic of Go Canucks Go | 1,038th | 96 | ||
