The Most Primitive in Wales
Nations were ranked by World Census officials based on the number of natural phenomena attributed to the unknowable will of animal-based spirit gods.
As a region, Wales is ranked 13,297th in the world for Most Primitive.
 | Nation | World | Scary Big Number Scale | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The State of Wormwood One | 45,413th | 57.01 | ||
| 2. |  The State of Sir y Fflint | 60,448th | 44.72 | ||
| 3. |  The District of Ryfelwr | 91,561st | 0 | ||
| 4. | The Queen's State of Cymru King | 99,655th | -20 | ||
| 5. |  The Queen's State of Bwrdeistref Sirol Conwy | 119,185th | -37.42 | ||
| 6. |  The State of Pen y bont ar Ogwr | 148,023rd | -55.68 | ||
| 7. | The Republic of The Cymru Wales | 173,868th | -70 | ||
| 8. |  The State of Celtic Briton | 179,049th | -73.48 | ||
| 9. |  The Teyrnir of Gwaren | 194,067th | -82.27 | ||
| 10. |  The State of Bro Morgannwg | 205,061st | -90 | ||
