The Fattest Citizens in toilet arsonist appreciation society
World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."
As a region, toilet arsonist appreciation society is ranked 1,118th in the world for Fattest Citizens.
 | Nation | World | Obesity Rate | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Porcelain Inferno of Toilet Arsonist Appreciation Society | 5,100th | 25.92 | ||
| 2. |  The Toilet Full of Urine And Explosive Diarrhea | 11,480th | 17.58 | ||
| 3. |  The People's Republic of Squathead Ted | 71,117th | 12.57 | ||
| 4. |  The Fiefdom of Female Supremacy | 120,581st | 10.52 | ||
