The Fattest Citizens in The League of Conservative Nations
World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."
 | Nation | World | Obesity Rate | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The ''e'' of Spode SEO Specialist 111 | 101,904th | 11.24 | ||
| 2. |  The Serene State of Quebecshire II | 164,879th | 9.78 | ||
| 3. |  The Retired Founder Nation of Adawn | 218,328th | 8.99 | ||
