The Nicest Citizens in Soviet Democracy
World Census sociology experts studied citizens from various nations to determine which seemed most friendly and concerned for others.
 | Nation | World | average smiles per day | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Constitutional Monarchy of The Lightning Rod Federation | 72,907th | 15.09 | ||
| 2. |  The Queendom of Nikita XV | 126,222nd | 12 | ||
| 3. |  The Republic of Meybia Frie Woryneul | 156,861st | 12 | ||
| 4. |  The Queendom of Eizog | 196,495th | 10.55 | ||
| 5. |  The Republic of A small country | 214,058th | 8.23 | ||
| 6. |  The Borderlands of Yuff Gutle | 225,940th | 6.19 | ||
| 7. |  The People's Republic of Korslavia | 255,077th | 1 | ||
| 8. |  The Realm of Panhist Turkey | 256,739th | 0.94 | ||
| 9. |  The Socialist Utopia of Ex Patrian SSR | 271,684th | 0.54 | ||
| 10. |  The Democratic Peoples Republic of Politiania | 292,367th | 0.14 | ||
