The Rudest Citizens in Kandahar
World Census experts telephoned citizens from all nations at just before dinner time, in a study to determine which populations were most brash, rude, or brusque.
 | Nation | World | insults per minute | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The State of Bwiema | 31,499th | 106.39 | ||
| 2. |  The State of Liswaniso | 76,169th | 65.2 | ||
| 3. |  The State of Raongoilf | 102,499th | 55.11 | ||
| 4. |  The District of Arachosa | 115,018th | 51.14 | ||
| 5. |  The Queendom of Iswha | 120,228th | 49.93 | ||
| 6. | The District of Cero Alpha | 177,416th | 41.73 | ||
| 7. |  The State of Ascanio | 262,311th | 17.32 | ||
| 8. |  The Queendom of Ahmarr | 262,996th | 17.1 | ||
