The Nudest in Groovy
After exhaustive surveys, the World Census calculated which nations have the greatest acreages of flesh on public display.
 | Nation | World | cheeks per square mile | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Evil Republic of Ghost Land | 4,333rd | 1,200.5 | ||
| 2. |  The Queendom of Justien | 92,995th | 168.75 | ||
| 3. |  The D'deridex-Class WarBird of LegMiner41 | 151,594th | 119.25 | ||
