The Rudest Citizens in Groovy
World Census experts telephoned citizens from all nations at just before dinner time, in a study to determine which populations were most brash, rude, or brusque.
 | Nation | World | insults per minute | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Evil Republic of Ghost Land | 173,442nd | 42.71 | ||
| 2. |  The Queendom of Justien | 211,338th | 33.38 | ||
| 3. |  The D'deridex-Class WarBird of LegMiner41 | 292,539th | 6.37 | ||
