The Fattest Citizens in Equilism
World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."
As a region, Equilism is ranked 19,293rd in the world for Fattest Citizens.
 | Nation | World | Obesity Rate | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Free State of Eli | 1,715th | 49.86 | ||
| 2. |  The Matriarchy of She Cront | 2,946th | 36.14 | ||
| 3. |  The Equilitic Province of Whitewolfe | 8,796th | 19.32 | ||
| 4. |  The Oppressed Peoples of Jazz Reservation | 10,678th | 17.86 | ||
| 5. |  The Duty of The Tick | 26,191st | 15.68 | ||
| 6. |  The Freedom Jesus Complex of Republicania | 28,568th | 15.49 | ||
| 7. |  The Republic of Naiviation | 40,389th | 14.58 | ||
| 8. | The Republic of NRA Trackers | 43,866th | 14.31 | ||
| 9. |  The School of Hard Knocks | 48,532nd | 13.96 | ||
| 10. |  The Incorporated States of Skyscrapers | 52,496th | 13.67 | ||
