The Nudest in Basseterre
After exhaustive surveys, the World Census calculated which nations have the greatest acreages of flesh on public display.
As a region, Basseterre is ranked 14,475th in the world for Nudest.
 | Nation | World | cheeks per square mile | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The State of George Alexander Louis | 65,167th | 191.25 | ||
| 2. |  The State of Map Tech | 74,320th | 182.25 | ||
| 3. |  The State of Saints 4 Life | 92,190th | 168.75 | ||
| 4. | The District of Prixeau | 155,594th | 114.75 | ||
| 5. |  The District of Southern Elliston | 216,644th | 83.25 | ||
| 6. |  The Queen's State of Lumber Millwright | 242,963rd | 56.25 | ||
| 7. |  The Queen's State of Kaoc | 252,105th | 47.25 | ||
