The Rudest Citizens in B71
World Census experts telephoned citizens from all nations at just before dinner time, in a study to determine which populations were most brash, rude, or brusque.
 | Nation | World | insults per minute | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Imperial Glorious Empire of Baggieland | 638th | 485.51 | ||
| 2. |  The Stone Frigate of HMS Gnejs | 3,945th | 190.63 | ||
| 3. |  The Rogue Submarine of HMS Onslaught | 98,785th | 56.44 | ||
