The Fattest Citizens in The Hole To Hide In
World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."
As a region, The Hole To Hide In is ranked 18,254th in the world for Fattest Citizens.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 11. |  The Confederacy of Laurentiea | Civil Rights Lovefest | “Motto...” | |
| 12. |  The Udonovi Republic of Kulkkistan | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “God, Country, Revolution, Unity” | |
| 13. |  The Borderlands of Iktha | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Scour the Athodai, Scour the Khazn” | |
| 14. |  The Republic of Phallis | Capitalizt | “Size doesn’t always matter.” | |
| 15. |  The Republic of Resurgent-class Star Destroyer | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Hummanty is at risk we must FIGHT” | |
| 16. |  The Commonwealth of Anticona | Moralistic Democracy | “Na di pipul dɛn” | |
| 17. |  The Commonwealth of Arousonacian Sansereta | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “You Can't Stop Progress” | |
| 18. |  The Spice Empire of Greater Avaria | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Truth Alone Triumphs” | |
| 19. |  The Republic of Zuguranda | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “For God and for this country” | |
| 20. |  The Republic of GU 10th Division | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “From Many, One” |
