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I am here to apologize for the withdrawing of embassies, a good friend of ours turned and is now wreaking havoc. We are working to sort the situation out. When it is our relations will be normalized.

Sincerely,
Officer of Public and International Relations

Thank you for establishing embassies, I hope that we can work together. :D

Hey friends

''You and I probably wouldn't be here if our ancestors hadn't been greedy savages.''
- Mark Pagel

And for this, my beloved Savage Garden, I salute you!

Aye mate, I'm back! Sadly my deputy seems to be offline. So if I don't survive please keep my memory living.

Take a look at my record. I built a YUGE region, the savage garden. Not only was it yuge, it was a beautiful thing too. I still get compliments to this day. People everywhere are always telling me, "Togoria, that region you built is the most gorgeous i've ever seen". You want to know why it was such a success? Because I know how to cut deals, im a deal maker. I know how to get people together. Everyone told me this region couldn't be done. But as I've been saying, and wrote a whole chapter on in "The Art of the Nationstates" you have to know how to use leverage. You need to know your leverage, and just be ruthless in making these deals.

Trust me, when im in charge all we're gonna do is win win win, its gonna be great, beautiful, just terrific.

VOTE FOR UNITY, VOTE FOR FREEDOM, VOTE FOR PEACE, VOTE NFUP

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#NFUP2016

*opens the door to the Bar on the Corner with a big grin on his face*

Ladies and Gentlemen, *bows* I'd be honored to welcome you as guests in our facilities! This is a bar in your region! So you can access it conveniently from here (via embassy). No need to move! Isn't that awesome!

*holds the door open with one hand while it so happenend that he is holding a bottle of your favorite drink in the other hand*

The first guest of every region gets a drink for free! Take a seat and enjoy a drink,  or have fun with the darts and the gambling machines. We also serve some delicious food!

Btw, let me know if you know how to mix drinks. Trust me, people here are very generous with tips! And the girls always fall in love with the guy handling the cocktail shaker ; )

*you immediately know that you would sell you soul for a starvation wage but you feel tempted. Do you? It's a luxury to have the possibility to be a bartender via embassy! Just look at this wall of bottles behind the counter.  amazing*

treasonous traitor of treason

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Come join in ze festivity of music mine friends ^-^