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The minotauros wrote:

*Opens a match box. It's filled with micro donuts that fit upon ant antennae.*

Would these be to your liking?

Explore match box. Set up a test group to see if the micro donuts interfere with communication or enhance food transport abilities.

Vampkyrie wrote:

I'm looking for Mastadon Chow.

Try the frozen section.

Vampkyrie wrote:

Thought perhaps it was with the pet food.

Why would it...?

Oh, this is a living, unfrozen Mastodon you're talking about?

*He chuckles*

I thought you were... oh, never mind.

*Thinks, rubbing his chin*

I've got a pallet of rhinoceros kibble we've had trouble selling. It's in the back.

Vampkyrie wrote:

We can try. Kate Walker says they eat grass they find under the snow, but we've got no snow, so this might tide them over.

I've got a crazy idea.

*Steps over to a large crate under a dusty tarp*

Even I didn't know where this came from or what to use it for, but I guess the universe provides in the long run, don't it?

*He lifts a corner of the cover and flips it away in a cloud of dust revealing the front of the container and the printed description of the contents*

^{'Acme Deluxe High-Capacity Snow-Making Machine - instructions included'}

Kate Walker wrote:

This will probably make a sand storm.

*Thumbing through the instruction manual*

It looks like that would depend on what you put into the hopper.

Vampkyrie wrote:

Admires the sleek, if dusty, lines of the machine.

*Peering past her*

It looks like my aunt's snow-blower, only much bigger. She lives in Wisconsin.

Vampkyrie wrote:

a polar TARDIS?

A Polar Tardis sounds like a yummy pastry. Like a bearclaw, only with a lot more vanilla frosting.

Bearistotle and hebert wrote:

HEY!

The pastry bearclaw. Grow up.

Would you object to eating a penis cake?

Bearistotle and hebert wrote:

Hell, yes, we would object.

More cake for me then.

Sean bean ant gift for miley cyrus wrote:

Bring a large hamper of The House at Pooh Corner Thanksgiving food to their friends here.

Thank you.

Sheenah wrote:

*The small Fey girl enters, trotting around, singing and looking for the Christmas decorations.*

There's a display of commercially made products at the front of the store.

Or if you're looking for arts and craft supplies to make your own home-made decorations, you will find those items on aisle eight.

Vampkyrie wrote:

Where's the fire starter?

*Considers this*

Well, we have matches, which can be found at the register. There are some other things for that in our sparse camping supplies on aisle fourteen, or maybe you could look in our back-yard bar-b-que section, aisle twelve.