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Drunkndisorderly, Ekkab, and Howard beale
Ummm, I actually work at the bar now. Bartender. No wages though. How can I help you?
Oh. Well, I was wondering if the Bar does delivery, or at least pick up. I'm working some late hours and I could use a decent, okay, somewhat decent, meal. Especially dealing with these new hires, I could use a drink. *to someone nearby* Hey! I said be careful! Don't try and hold it with the lid pointing downwards! *unintelligible speaking can be heard* It is literally painted on the side, how are you screwing this up! *back to the phone* Anyway, so please tell me I can place an order for deliver or pick-up. I think if I don't drink I'm going to kill these stupid interns. Who even hired them?
Duncan the delivery doggo used to do delivery orders for us, but ze hasn't been seen in a while. Ze went off on a delivery and never came back. Perhaps the dinner special ate hir? Duncan had all hir shots, so probably rabies and Animal Control are not to blame.
Can somebody tell me again what "working" means?
Who cares who hired them. As long as more of them keep appearing to replace those you kill ... uhm, I mean, promote ... you're safe. Just think of killing the interns as a fringe benefit of your job. That's the way Cheffy approaches it.
Zany Zanes and Howard beale
Oh, well do you do pick-up then?
Aren't you working right now?
Yes, but If they die in their *yelling to someone nearby* stupid attempts to complete a simple bloody job! *gets back on the phone, sighs* Then other people will die as well. Especially with what they're doing now.
Zany Zanes and Howard beale
Luckily, at this bar those are often the same thing. So shall we call that an order for twenty of the lunch specials and a fifty-gallon keg of mimosas? Today's batch of mimosas is made with actual mimosa tree wood--which can be toxic in large doses, or if the splinters cause your stomach to start digesting itself.
Drunkndisorderly, Zany Zanes, and Howard beale
Hey
So any new things for me to test out
A lot of people are on this phone call. We always have something to test everyday. Though if you could come around take care of *a roar can be heard in the background* ...whatever the interns have mutated into. I'll pay you very well, extra if you can take it alive.
Wait--Now we're paying people to eat and drink here? I'm not an economist, but that doesn't sound like our business model at all.
Unless, of course, you're hoping to steal their wallets and jewelry, forge their wills, and cash in their life insurance after they croak from food poisoning. That sounds exactly like our business model.
Ight thanks
*Readies high-powered tranq rifles for hunting the beasts along with my crossbow*
Uh.......
Hey where did you say the intern was again
*A zombie carefully picks up 
Kissinger-Monroe and moves them to the freezer*
In the parking lot
A lot of things have blown up
Brock doesn't clean it.
I take a walk around the block
and see the stuff that wasnt cleaned by Brock
As I get closer, I see it move
And wonder, was it dinner that got loose
I call on Cheffy to come look, after all he needs something to cook
Cheffy grabs the writhing things and brings it back to his seat
And puts it on the menu as todays mystery meat.
PS.The edit was to bold the poem.
Zany Zanes and Samuel pepys
Okay, note to self: Don't carry valuables at the bar.
Same place I am, Lab-8/9-2. There may be other stuff for you to test while you're there, of course.
Are you people just passing the phone around? Because a lot of people are accessing this phone call
Hello!
Drunkndisorderly, Anacin, and Howard beale
Hi, Welcome to the Bar!
Zany Zanes and Meddaco
What a nice bar
Drunkndisorderly and Anacin
*a pair of eyes peek out of the bush and then quickly disappear into the depths...*
Drunkndisorderly, Anacin, and Howard beale
Order for Macco Auto Parts, Do We have a Macco Auto Parts here.
Drunkndisorderly and Meddaco
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