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New Jermany wrote:

please knock the door

*opens the door to the Bar on the Corner with a big grin on his face*
Ladies and Gentlemen! *bows*, I'd be honored to welcome you as guests in our facilities! This is a bar in your region! So you can access it conveniently from here (via embassy). No need to move your tired bodies! Isn't that awesome! The first guest of every region gets a drink for free!
*holds the door open with one hand while it so happened that he is holding a bottle of your favorite drink in the other hand*
Take a seat and enjoy a drink,  or have fun with pool billiard, darts and the gambling machines. We also serve some delicious. choice of food!
Btw, let me know if you know how to mix drinks. Trust me, people here are very generous with tips! And the girls always fall in love with the guy handling the cocktail shaker ; )
*you immediately know that you would sell you soul for a starvation wage but you feel tempted. Do you? It's a luxury to have the possibility to be a bartender via embassy! Just look at this wall of bottles behind the counter.  amazing*

YOU NEED JESUS!!!!!!

Nuzeruma wrote:

YOU NEED JESUS!!!!!!

So-called communists preaching Jesus-feckery? Oh what an ironic little troll you are, Nuzeruma...

We'll be closing the borders sometime (probably late afternoon UK time) on Saturday until the zombie event ends. If you leave The Atlantic while the borders are closed you will not be able to return until after the event. During the event we recommend researching a vaccine and healing neighbours in the region or using the military option to wipe out zombies. More details on the zombie apocalypse can be found on the NS News page linked in the left-hand column. The Omnisapient Neotopia of Nurdia and I intend to keep an eye on The Atlantic throughout. Good luck, everone! -The Quangocracy of Galterama

The Atlantic was zombie-free as of this morning (unless any more pop up...). :D

Hello my friends! We're having a Christmas celebration on the 22nd and 23rd! Here's the Dispatch with all the details.

MR MONEY CHRISTMASTIDE CELEBRATION 2016!!!! (ALL INVITED! :D)

by -mr money-

Hark! Hark I say! The spirit of Christmas is upon us and there is a major celebration fast approaching NationStates! The hallowed halls of Mr Money Headquarters are decked with holly and the sound of angels singing echoe through the mighty corridors. Behold, my Lords, Ladies and Gentlemen, the

MR MONEY CHRISTMASTIDE CELEBRATION 2016

In celebration of Christmas, -mr money- is hanging up the tinsel, Tree and mistletoe and preparing a mighty feast never before seen in NationStates history! The FIRST EVER Annual Christmas Celebration with Mr. Money promises to be an unforgettable night of enjoyment, laughter, mirth and merriment for all!

For 2 NIGHTS, starting on the 22nd December on the Mr Money Headquarters Message Board, Forum page and maybe a specially commissioned offsite Forum, Mr Money is offering a feast of many courses, including roast duck, turkey, assortment of roasted vegetables, sausages and bacon and his signature Gravy! There is also chocolate cake, cookies, Christmas Pudding, Christmas Cake and a multitude of other puddings and edible delights!

For the vegetarians, we have vegetables not cooked in goose fat but goose fat free! We even have gluten free this year!!!

All Potatoes used are supplied courtesy of my good friend, The Salaxalans exclusively for both evenings alongside Mr. Money's own Potato Co. (see Forum page for details)
viewtopic.php?f=6&t=373728.

All are welcome, from the Monarch to the Peasant, this is a party for all classes! For the Monarchs, we have a special Christmas Ball of Waltzes. A special gift of £1,000 shall also be offered to each attending Monarch, so by all means, invite your Monarch.

And of course, Mr. Money has lots and lots of BEER

He's got Ales, Whiskys, Bitters, Lagers, Stouts, Vodkas, Rums, Meads, Ciders, Cocktails, Wines, various other Spirits, basically he bought his own Pup! Expect some intense merriment!

But wait...THERE'S MORE!

This year, we are having a series of Competitions to award some very special prizes! The winners and runners-up in each category will recieve a prize from Mr Money himself! The categories are,

Best Dressed Nation
The attendee with the best Flag shall recieve a special prize from Mr Money!
Best Christmas Joke
Self evident I hope!
Best Motto
A very special prize for the winner of this one!

And last but not least...

Nation of the Year
This is awarded to the attendee that all the guests believe has made the most worthy contribution to NationStates or has the best rated ambitions for the future.

Well what else can I say? I hope you will join me for a truly festive celebration and I look forward to seeing as many of you as possible.

REMEBER! It's on the 22nd and 23rd December 2016! Don't come in the wrong month or mistakenly turn up in December 2116.

Share and upvote this WFE! We need to get this to everyone!

If you're looking for the Festivus Celebration, I'd advise you to visit Lost food products and Star Trek People

Read factbook

Make sure you pin this to the WFE and spread the word!

You may have noticed that I have pinned a dispatch titled "So you've been invaded..." to The Atlantic's world factbook entry. I would like to stress that we are still safe here - we have an active founder in The Quangocracy of Galterama and a regional delegate, if elected, will have no powers other than voting as such on World Assembly resolutions. As a former member of the original and much-invaded Atlantic (since refounded) I think the dispatch is a useful guide for NS nations to have access to and I strongly commend its authors.

Um, so that's like the third time The Atlantic has been featured...

Coazivia wrote:

Hello!

Hey! :)

Congratulations on being featured my friends! Great to be back :P

Hows everything going here?

Nurdia wrote:

Good, thanks. :) Looks like some major things going on in Mr Money Headquarters. You been invaded or just cleaning house?

Cleaning house we haven't been over embassies in years literally clearing out the dead regions

Nurdia wrote:

[..] Please note that if you leave The Atlantic while the borders are closed you will not be able to return until the threat is ended - around 4 days after the dead start rising.

Four days? Doesn’t it run for 32 (or 36, I forget which) hours?