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Alliance with the Colombian Cartels
Following a brief period of negotiations, it has been agreed that the Republic of Colombia will be reorganised into the Cartel Federation of South America. Along with this comes the establishment of a permanent APOC liasion office in Bogotá.
VPNN news on the matters of South America
Following a great deal of negotiations for these past few weeks the hojhuan funded colonies in brazil have accepted an assossiation state with the ASU. Allowing ASU members to freely trade and operate militarily within the outposts and settlements across the anarchic lands of Brazil (not counting the northern brazilians for obvious reasons)
Additionally following a total breakdown of relations with Colombia Argentine has extended its embargo to the cartels due to their reactionary nature and pursuit of vladic investments.
On the other hands Venezuela and Ecuador have both officially signed a treaty of mutual defence with Argentine, as the 2 nations have shown sympathy to the igatovite state. However a formal invitation to the ASU has yet to be given.
Lastly the state of Peru and Argentine have came together in a public announcement dissolving their 2 respective states, instead forming into the South American Federal Union (SAFU) as the argentinian regime ends its absolute control of the Paraguay, Uruguay and Chile proclaiming them as federal republics instead of integrated territories directly answering to NR.
With Peru itself becoming 2 federative republics respectively, with one in the orthodox south and 1 in the centre and north of the country.
This another bizzare move however been met with great support from separatist groups leading to overall improvement in stability as anti-government forces are losing ground yet again.
VPNN
The Triple Monarchy, as a fellow oil nation, would like to discuss joining AOPE.
The Nordic government strongly condemns these actions. Greenland's been more Nordic than American ever since the viking age, and it's clear that the talk of liberation is nothing more than propaganda, while the real reason is the oil, uranium, and other natural resources of the frozen island. If the United Federation doesn't withdraw, this hostile action will be seen as an act of war.
Thule Air Base and the Sirius Patrol have been fully mobilized and are sending out units to capture the paratroopers, who's already been engaged by local police and in a few cases, armed locals. Warships are on their way from the rest of the empire.
The Provisional Government of the Mashriq graciously accepts the Triple Monarchy's application, and would like to begin discussing the future arrangement between the nations.
In other news, a large contingent of Mashriqi forces have been dispatched to Turkish Brazil, in order to "prevent a breakdown of order in the event of an international incident". A similarly sized force is sent to Colombia for peacekeeping.
HOJHU declares official victory as greenland has been liberated from the subhumans known as swedes.
Any claims that HOJHU left without a fight are reactionary lies.
Hail the state.
VPNN
End of our goals
In a short televised speech the 17th son declared the brotherhood's revolution as complete, ignoring the 2 failed states doomed to inevitable annihilation in the distant future HOJHU will pursue total demilitarization of its outside territories effectively abandoning Quebec and Greenland.
Bermuda has also been lifted as a fortress and given the status of a free republic as the naval base begins its process of dismantling.
The Panama cannal has been blown up using many detonation charges as it no longer holds any value to the regime. A free republic of Northern Panama has been declared while the southern half remains part of the federal Union.
All trade routes with the north brazilians are herby disbanded and total embargo is re-instated on all outside of ASU.
Companies within northern Brazil are also now officially disbanded as they serve no further purpose.
It is expected that within the next few months the ASU will fully cut itself away from the world, both in the sense of communications and international presence.
Revolution at home has been achieved.
VPNN
[Filler text] Ika Toivonen, pagan priestess and high ranking member of a Nordic Igatovist party, realizes during a shamanistic trance that Igatov was one of Odin's many forms, and that she, Ika, was the daughter of Igatov and his daughter Moon Bloodgood, which made sense since she grew up in an orphanage in Finland... [more filler text] Now she's going to try to get in touch with her brother, the 17th son, through a friend request on SlavijaBook or something. [some closing filler text]
bruh
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we recommend anal lmao
The day has cometh
After several months, possibly even years since the isolation process began across the south american continent a great dawn has come, as the war machine of HOJHU restarts with the second burning of the Amazon, countless artillery and airstrikes could be heard across Columbia and the persian northern brazil.
As nuclear weapons begin annihilation of "reactionary communes" known formerly as colombian cities the HOJHUan army has began total invasion of the rest of the south American continent.
Utilizing its momentum the government in exile (refugees from the persian coup) have been recognized as the true government of Persia, with HOJHUan propaganda centres urging the people of Persia to rise up against the wile Western Pigs and reclaim their birth right from the European mongoloids.
The navy has meanwhile began its attempt to establish total blockade of south Atlantic to prevent vladic forces from arriving at the frontline.
The great liberation of the Middle Eastern Workers has begun.
May the 17th son guide our armies to yet another victory over the reactionary brit!
Federal Pravda News Network (FPNN)
The Federation of the Middle East, as it has now styled itself, has urged Argentina to seek peace. The Middle Eastern Government has called on all "Anti-Igatovite Nations" to join against this act of blatant aggression, claiming that "Containment has no longer worked, appeasement no longer works, the only thing we can do is fight."
The Federal Army has announced total mobilisation, with efforts focused on anti air. A total oil embargo has been placed on Argentina, with aircraft conducting bombing raids on HOJHUan vessels. The Brazilian garrison, some 500M strong, have been ordered to dig in, and contact friendly American governments. Meanwhile, a total of 4B have been conscripted to dig in, or staff naval craft, which have been ordered to protect the Red Sea, Indian Ocean, and Mediterranean.
Finally, Acting Prime Minister Dawson Clerk has announced that amnesty will be given to any HOJHUan or Persian who defects to the Federation, regardless of prior political affiliation. Regarding that, the "Committee for Argentine Freedom" has been assembled from HOJHUan exiles, to ensure "Lasting peace in South America".
Partial Total Mobilization Declared
Following the surprise invasion to the "surprise" of literally no one the english regime of the middle east has refused to see reason and instead intends to continue its war against the people.
Noting the seemingly lacking garrison in colombia a general success has been noted in eastern, northern and western Colombia, however the southern thrust has so far resulted in 3 repelled offensives due to its natural border with brazil itself. Additional armies are henceforth called into action to aid the 1B troops already deployed at the frontlines to overwhelm the vladics with sheer numbers.
The Airforce has been tasked with airstrikes against vladic airfields and to intercept any foreign aircraft attempting to hurt the red navy.
The navy itself so far has recent minor damage and blockade of the continent is almost certain due to the lack of major counter attacks by the Federation of Tehran.
Whether or not a full invasion will also spread into the heartland of the reactionary parasites has yet to be seen.
2B more troops are called into service as the war seems to be very far from over.
General all out assault has also been called into action to prevent an extended trench warfare.
With tank divisions mainly being focused in a push from north from Venezuela, and in the south from our half of Brazil alongside the coast in both cases to fully surround the garrison forces.
Suicide paradrops are also being conducted across Brazil for delaying and chaos inducing actions, effectively starting a guerrila war behind enemy lines.
200K More reservist troops have also been mobilized to protect the cannal in case of a native bourgeoisie intervention from northern America.
HOJHU urgest all nations of the world to set aside their differences and pick a side, preferably with the vladic reactionaries, so that our crusade can cleanse the world from the fat pigs.
Hail Igatov!
FPNN
Lindholm leaned forward over her desk. Her attention was at the paper in front of her.
"So you're saying this is indeed a copy of Erik the Red's map, and that the secret society Ordo Arboris Vitae used it in the early 18th century to find the tree of life, which is located in a hidden green oasis at Greenland?" she asked the woman next to her.
"Not only that", the woman, explorer Svea Hedin, replied. "They might've found the fountain of youth there too. My theory is that the tree of life is identical to Yggdrasil, and that the paradisiac oasis is the Urheimat of the Aryan race. With your blessing and support, dear leader, I'd like to organize and expedition to find it. For the glory of the nation."
"If you're correct, then we sure were lucky that the Igatovites didn't press the Greenland issue. The ancient Aryans had access to Vril power, and if any of that remains, then we can't let it fall into foreign hands..."
Just then, an aide burst into Lindholm's office. Out of breath and upset, it was at first unclear what she wanted. Soon however, the international situation stood clear. Lindholm picked up her phone. Not long afterwards, the news were broadcasted over the world. As a fellow OPEC nation, Scandinavia would support FME against HOJHU. Mobilization is under way.
The Federation's troops have begun to prepare a naval invasion of Argentina. An offer for status quo ante bellum has been offered, and the military prepares. The forces in Brazil are ordered to collaborate with Brazilian auxiliaries, and prepare for a long and drawn out conflict.
secret message
From: The reformed son
Persian pig, the reactionary scum i have a proposal, invade argentine, i have some important business elsewhere, this fiasco has been declared as a failed experiment by his majesty, don't worry, no one knows yet that i took a submarine and escaped.
Praise my father. Also, if you see my sister please shoot her, she is yet another failure... couldn't even take over a nation.
OOC
i was a bit lazy with this one, but eh whatever. Major post comming later.
Official Emergency News Broadcast from former capital of Buenos Aires
By the orders of the secondary High Inquisitor the national emergency meassures have been put in place, according to false reports by the reactionary traitors that have been executed for suspected ties to the terrorist organization known as "free argentine" his majesty, the son of our divine master Igatov has disappeared without a trace. We urge the people of the federal union to remain calm and that these false lies and their treacherous masters will be punished as well.
All citizens of hojhu are henceforth urged to stay in their homes, bunkers and underground complexes while the national liberation army is busy cleaning our fatherland from the vile traitor.
All reports of fighting within the capital of Nightmare's Rise are false and admiral Hoodvert Juan did not stage a national coup against the council.
NOTHING IS WRONG!
ALL reports of separatist movements engaging HOJHUan homeland defence forces are western lies, do not believe the reactionary!
- Last broadcast before all communication was cut off across Argentine leaving both the civilian population and army confused as no orders are being issued anymore.
Time: 10 hours left
The Night Strikes 666
Against all odds, the national federal guard failed to stop the mad admiral's coup after igatov's descendant abandoned argentine.
As admiral Hoodvert stood before the secret underground cathedral of his majesty he smiled.
With a suicide vest he finally pressed the deadman switch and blew himself in the very centre of a giant pentagram surrounded by markings of igatov and the words "big fish"
AS he blew up his blood or whatever parts remained of him splashed across the cathedral, with the sacrifice committed all secret bases across HOJHU suddenly erupted in a green and red fire and the very sky across the world turned into a combination of red and black with the sun turning black and the moon turning into a full blooming bloodmoon.
AS the HOJHUan soldiers looked on and so did the other igatovites across the world they knew what happened. In the next few minutes the Atlantic Ocean evaporated as the ancient city of Atlantis containing discount Cthullu was raised again from the seas.
Meanwhile in argentine, in the very centre of the former cathedral the great gate of Hell was blown open, leading a massive invasion of OMF's demons to rampage across the world.
Additionally all volcanos across the world were detonated as well, in an instant HOJHU ceased to exist..... but the 17th son, Ulrich and Igatov himself were fine.
They casually looked at another doomed world and drank their blood wine together. Enjoying the moment.
So What Now?
The Iranian Government was in chaos. The Palace of the Government was empty. 5 ministers were dead on the streets. 4 more had been dragged out by their feet and sentenced to God knows what punishment. Dawson Clerk is just gone, and no semblance of order can be mustered without the people attempting to tear it down. The crimson night overtook what was before a beautiful day, and with it hell broke loose, quite literally. Military forces mustered for national defence were now tasked with securing the capital, haphazardly working by consensus from the "Iranian Interim Government", whose power extended barely beyond a street. Outside of the hastily built walls of Tehran refugees dripped in, disarmed and assigned to massive tent cities that sprawled through street, blocking up roads and bridges. In Istanbul and Baghdad, haphazard networks of trains are set up, running around the clock on effectively plastic rails to bring as many people away from the Atlantic coast as possible. The "Defence Frontier", as it has become known, is the sole line of defence left against the incoming hordes of demons and fish people.
Thus returns the question, "now what?". Many are confused, scared, seeking helplessly for consolation that they will never receive. Every lynchpin of their society is broken off, the only thing keeping order are roaming soldiers and humanitarian workers, and barely at that. Hordes of refugees line up at designated crossing points, before simply tenting up on the cold gravel outside and sleeping. Food security is nonexistent, and neither is reliable drinking water. What is present is a massive supply of oil and uncertainty, where the question of "What Now?", is almost always answered by a solemn "Nothing".
A dawn with no light
As the world ended in mere moments, igatov and his decided to spend some family time with each other, casually watching as the waves hit the coastline of their newly founded state in Japan, both were reminiscing about their past exploits, feasting on the butchered corpses of the japanese civilians as Ulrich was busy setting up a proper constituation for the new triumvirate.
The screams across japan continued for hours, a wonderful melody to valerij's ears. However, while igatov was happy to have a new body again, and one that isn't filled with oranges he wondered, what now? The world was very much enjoying its first of many destructions, after all, suffering is eternal. And thus he decided to set something into motion. Taking one final deep breath valerij risen from his bone throne and took a short swim in the blood rivers while his son began rounding up a new royal red guard to serve as enforcers to the kingdom.
After igatov was done bathing he ulrich and his son finally went to the burning ruins of a japanese village they torched, it was in this nameless village that igatov announced that it should be the new capital for his new side project. Standing behind were 800 men of the new "brigada de valerija"
And so, with the small army behind him igatov began his plan to reform Japan into a new post apocalyptic paradise, of drugs, sex and other debauchery.
Yet.... Ulrich and his own son had some others plans.... but would they be able to convince... or.... perhaps side line a being as mad as Igatov?
Three women on skis traversed the snowy beaches of Greenland. The third of them had her hands tied together, and pulled the toboggan with their packing. She was beaten and bruised. The other two women were in better condition, but not in much of a better mood.
Svea Olivia Lindholm was angry at the apocalypse, the ones who had caused it, and her loss of power. She knew that the only change for anything to become like it used to be, was to find the mythical paradise hidden within the ice, where the Vril power hopefully still resided.
Svea Hedin would've preferred for this expedition to be bigger, and during better times, i.e. pre-apocalypse. There wasn't much of a budget, and even if she had been truthful about the purpose of the expedition, the dual purpose of combining business with the pleasure of spending government money on good times with inuit women was now impossible. So she was a bit pouty about that.
Lastly, Ika Toivonen didn't appreciate having been made into the scapegoat of her family's actions, and therefore the slave of Lindholm. She didn't believe Lindholm when she said it was an "undeserved mercy" to let Ika live, or that her own family had disowned her and wouldn't've granted her the same priviliege. Ika was sure her brother and father would save her. But she kept her mouth shut. Partially because Lindholm and Hedin would beat her otherwise, but still...
OOC
you know someone is very much schizo if they believe that valerij or his direct descendant would save them XD
had to look up above who even Ika Toivonen is... she has been disowned to the point valerij forgot her name :p
The Birth of an Ideology
"It was Igatovism. Igatovism did this. All this was because of Igatovism." shouts the reactionary. "It was capital. Capitalism did this. All this was because of capitalism." shouts the socialist. "It was Allah. Allah did this. All this was because of Allah's will." shouts the cleric. They are all wrong. It was not Igatovism, it was not capital, it was not Allah. It was solely the fault of the outsiders. It was their fault. If they hadn't been around, the world would be saved.
International Purificationism is less an ideology, than it is a philosophy, a mindset. International Purificationism believes that, rather than simply purifying your own populace, you must purify the world. The actions of others inevitably leads to disaster. Thus, the only logical course of action is to destroy the others, to purify them, to end their crimes. It is not ideology, nor is it some idea of reaction. Purely and simply, it is the simple fact that they are fundamentally worse than the Persian, the Turk, or the Iraqi. If we are to save the world, it must, and only can be, our world. Their crimes must not go unpunished, lest we fall again.
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