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Sattwikstan wrote:

I dont remember exchanging embassies with USSR. I think I exchanged embassies only with NAFR.

oh well, my bad then. Sorry

*India proposes exchanging embassies with every nation in the world.*

Nato pact Soumyajitstan The best indian

Already have embassies with nafr

The best indian wrote:

I think I already have embassy with you, but anyways no harm in redoing, just FTR.

*Accepted*

*UK proposes renewal of embassy ties with NAFR, Russia and Germany following the return of democracy*

North power Nato pact Soumyajitstan just for the record

*Embassies exchanged with UK.*

Sattwikstan wrote:

I dont remember exchanging embassies with USSR. I think I exchanged embassies only with NAFR.

I don't understand,I didn't send anything to India,did I? And who is this man? I am starting to like him tho. I watched "Catch me if you can" film today,so I think that's why.

The best indian wrote:

*A letter reaches Russian embassy in Bharat. It reads-
"I have some very very important and top secret stuff related to military that I can share with your nation. But I can only do that if your nation could grant me asylum. I am in deep trouble. Please respond ASAP to this address" *

It's like Edward Snowden. The guy seems to have a lot of secrets and is on the run from authorities.

Soumyajitstan

Hold on. Shouldn't this be SIC? He is sending a letter and a letter is not opened before the one recieving it recieves it.

Soumyajitstan wrote:

Hold on. Shouldn't this be SIC? He is sending a letter and a letter is not opened before the one recieving it recieves it.

It's not as if the whole world is aware that a letter has come to Russian embassy. Letters are confidential generally. Only senders and receivers know about the letter. So that's why i felt there wasn't any need to use SIC.

Soumyajitstan wrote:

SIC - *The Russian Embassy refuses to make this public and is keeping a close eye on the case trying to extract and rescue him.*

Respond by replying to the letter for pursuing it further.

The best indian wrote:

*SIC- Somewhere in London, an SAS squad led by a Second Lieutenant bust into a sprawling 3 floor mansion. They sweep each floor for any sign of activity before moving on to the 3rd floor. They are able to clear all the rooms and go to the main bed room, when they realise that they have been tricked. All the electronic devices in the mansion are seized but they don't provide any further clues.

The plaque at the front gate of the mansion says- "Vice Admiral Jerry Kyd, Commander, Royal Navy Submarine Service"*

SAS team saw this-https://secure.img1-fg.wfcdn.com/im/78213766/compr-r85/9806/98068593/humor-troll-face-guy-for-annoying-popular-internet-meme-sheet-set.jpg

😂😂😂

*A tall figure walks into Russian Embassy in Bharat. He is wearing a hat, has strange looking grey hair, wearing a specs and a coat.

He goes straight to the reception and says in a fast manner-"I would like to meet a senior officer here. Any one will do, please just hurry"

The man is looking very tired*

Soumyajitstan

Soumyajitstan wrote:

SIC - *The Receptionist first takes a good look at the man with stern eyes as if she can see through his soul,and then turns her expression in a very warm smile and says the man to sit down in the Special Guest Room inside the embassy and has a guard to lead him through his way. She says an official will be with him in a few moments.*
SIC - *After a few moments a man with slightly long hair and a couple of necklaces, moustache and slight goatee enters the guest's room and sits down in the opposite sofa of the man.*
He says - "Hello,I am the supervisor of the Secret Quest Division of the Russian Embassy, pleasure to meet you. Who are you supposed to be?"

*The man removes his hat and reveals that his grey hair is a wig. He is actually bald and doesn't need specs.

He says-" I am Vice Admiral Jerry Kyd from the Royal Navy, where I was the Commander of the Submarine Service. I also served as Deputy Director in the weapons research bureau of the Defence Ministry. When UK was under an ultra nationalist regime, I was made the vice commander of the Navy before being shifted to Submarine Service.

Here is the proof"

*passes his service ID, commendations and other service related documents*

"I am being hunted down by MI6, the British intelligence agency. They want to kill and silence me. They don't want me to reveal their sinister plans. That's why I request your glorious nation to provide me with asylum.

I can be a very useful asset to you. I have with me, hard disks and pen drives containing critical information about the top secret projects of UK like aircraft carriers, missiles, planes etc. It includes both present and future weapon systems. Apart from that, there's also material on war tactics, contingency plans of the Royal Navy, their plans for the future etc.

These plans are not easy to understand but I am there to help you decipher it.

And let me emphasis, all this material has a special significance for your nation. Your share a long maritime border with us and the UK governemnt is s*it scared of you. They always plan for a pre-emptive strike on your military bases.

Please help me, so that I can help you sir. I earnestly appeal to your Conscience"

The best indian wrote:

*The man removes his hat and reveals that his grey hair is a wig. He is actually bald and doesn't need specs.

He says-" I am Vice Admiral Jerry Kyd from the Royal Navy, where I was the Commander of the Submarine Service. I also served as Deputy Director in the weapons research bureau of the Defence Ministry. When UK was under an ultra nationalist regime, I was made the vice commander of the Navy before being shifted to Submarine Service.

Here is the proof"

*passes his service ID, commendations and other service related documents*

"I am being hunted down by MI6, the British intelligence agency. They want to kill and silence me. They don't want me to reveal their sinister plans. That's why I request your glorious nation to provide me with asylum.

I can be a very useful asset to you. I have with me, hard disks and pen drives containing critical information about the top secret projects of UK like aircraft carriers, missiles, planes etc. It includes both present and future weapon systems. Apart from that, there's also material on war tactics, contingency plans of the Royal Navy, their plans for the future etc.

These plans are not easy to understand but I am there to help you decipher it.

And let me emphasis, all this material has a special significance for your nation. Your share a long maritime border with us and the UK governemnt is s*it scared of you. They always plan for a pre-emptive strike on your military bases.

Please help me, so that I can help you sir. I earnestly appeal to your Conscience"

"Oh...never expected this from UK tho. President Soumyajit Chatterjee has always liked UK for it's care for Enviornment. Anyways,I see you are a great asset. I think we should discuss this somewhere else, please follow me."
*He leads Jerry Kead to a room overlooking the outside view of Dehli,he assured Jerry that no one can see them from the outside but they can see others from inside. The room has a table with a computer,a laptop,a smart phone,a diary and a couple of notes. There is a board at one of the walls(there are three walls,coz one side has window). The board contains a hell lot of notes and pictures with pins and red marks in them. Across the table there are two comfortable chairs. The man asks Jerry to make himself comfortable and orders food and water in the telephone. The room has a CCTV camera.*
"So, let's be comfortable first and eat food,I will be frank with you,I don't like so much seriousness neither does our President. You will be very safe here. Will you eat?"

Soumyajitstan wrote:

"Oh...never expected this from UK tho. President Soumyajit Chatterjee has always liked UK for it's care for Enviornment. Anyways,I see you are a great asset. I think we should discuss this somewhere else, please follow me."
*He leads Jerry Kead to a room overlooking the outside view of Dehli,he assured Jerry that no one can see them from the outside but they can see others from inside. The room has a table with a computer,a laptop,a smart phone,a diary and a couple of notes. There is a board at one of the walls(there are three walls,coz one side has window). The board contains a hell lot of notes and pictures with pins and red marks in them. Across the table there are two comfortable chairs. The man asks Jerry to make himself comfortable and orders food and water in the telephone. The room has a CCTV camera.*
"So, let's be comfortable first and eat food,I will be frank with you,I don't like so much seriousness neither does our President. You will be very safe here. Will you eat?"

*follows and enters room*

"Yes sir, I will surely eat. But let me tell you sir. You have to take it seriously. I have been a very senior officer in the Royal Navy, so I know what goes on. Didn't you see how UK tried to wrestle away Estonia from you? Didn't you see how that almost led to a dispute? Haven't you felt that the UK always has a certain uneasiness while dealing with you or the USSR Union of Nations?

What if I tell you that UK was developing a ballistic missile that could target your nation? It will seriously destroy your environment. Then the UK will be the only country in the world with a good environment. Does it sound serious enough now?

And you must also be wondering why I came to your embassy in Bharat instead of the UK one. Its because they have your embassy under surveillance. I mean not inside the building, outside the building. Everyone entering /exiting the building is photographed.

So I took a risk of my life and came to Bharat just to meet you. That shows how serious this thing is"

The best indian wrote:

*follows and enters room*

"Yes sir, I will surely eat. But let me tell you sir. You have to take it seriously. I have been a very senior officer in the Royal Navy, so I know what goes on. Didn't you see how UK tried to wrestle away Estonia from you? Didn't you see how that almost led to a dispute? Haven't you felt that the UK always has a certain uneasiness while dealing with you or the USSR Union of Nations?

What if I tell you that UK was developing a ballistic missile that could target your nation? It will seriously destroy your environment. Then the UK will be the only country in the world with a good environment. Does it sound serious enough now?

And you must also be wondering why I came to your embassy in Bharat instead of the UK one. Its because they have your embassy under surveillance. I mean not inside the building, outside the building. Everyone entering /exiting the building is photographed.

So I took a risk of my life and came to Bharat just to meet you. That shows how serious this thing is"

"Sir,you are a great person I see. A ballistic missile isn't a good news surely. We should do something about it then. First let's finish the meal,shall we?"
*Finishes meal.*
"So, let's return to what we were talking to. It is very brave and kind of you to take this step indeed. You have surely prevented a war. You should get a Peace Prize for it. Let's get serious now,sir. Sir,I assure you,you are in safe hands now. And...do you have a family? Our embassy there can surely keep an eye out for your family,we will keep them safe."