Calexico and MexicaliBoard

My god... the voices in my head were right just like that film.

If you build it, they will come.

I fail to see who could not appreciate the flag in this region. A wise choice, you have went from an active heavily maintained region to this drug nest. We're gonna do soooo many drugs, my boy, you won't believe it.

I honestly just took a picture of some random cowboy anime chick and then added a sombrero in editing software :/
Mexicans don't exist in anime apparently

New San Andreas Republic wrote:

I fail to see who could not appreciate the flag in this region. A wise choice, you have went from an active heavily maintained region to this drug nest. We're gonna do soooo many drugs, my boy, you won't believe it.

This feels like I am getting recruited to a cartel and I am all for it

Los Santos Police Department wrote:

Hey guys, I'm also here. I'm a completely different guy and not at all similar to the other dude with the two headed beaver thing. My beaver only has one head!

Hello, totally not a puppet! Nice to meet you!

BTW, my nation denonym is Eroxi, not “Erosian”, not “Erotic”, not “Bob Saget”. EROXI

New San Andreas Republic wrote:

I've just been sitting here last couple of days like Spongebob with Chip, Penny, and Used Napkin doing all kinds of drugs and talking to myself.

Better than converting and trying to hide it in a predominantly Christian fundamentalist family while being 13.

As long as it's barely understandable and would offend native speakers, we're good here. The plan is to basically just spam the absolute hell out of embassy requests so regardless of how stupid/coked-out we are, we're seen as a legitimate embassy. I've sent off at least a hundred and this region is like 3 days old. Moving up in the world, I tell you boy.

Eros prime wrote:

As a person who used to spam embassies in my old account. I am proud of you

We already got like 20 incoming, the whole world is gonna briefly know about this region before moving on to join the Communist Bloc or something. Practically famous.

Eros prime wrote:

You have 69 embassies in construction I am so proud

We are now sitting at 76 more. They have been enlightened and wish to observe our unique Southwestern way of life, and so they must not be fired upon for now. ;)

le misplaced post soviet nightmare in central asia has arrived

New San Andreas Republic wrote:

Welcome to nuestra casa, amigo! First of all, how much drugs are you willing to take? How did you find out about his region? And how many drugs?

Anyway, this is Soveiniesberg's alt account. I just joined this region because I wanted to. And, drugs? YUO SEE IVAN, WHEN NEED TAKE DRUG, JUST TAKE GLORIOUS SOVEINIAN DECINIDE FROM PROPER DRUGMAKER, SIDE EFFECTS NO EXIST, ARE CAPITALIST PROPAGANDA!